You`re the rotten egg.

octobre 2012

• Parent: Why don't you come socialize with the family?
• Me: *sits with family*
• Me: *gets insulted by entire family*
• Me: *goes back to bedroom*

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loki-cat:

One late night, you are up in your bedroom when you hear your mom calling you downstairs. You are halfway down the staircase when all of a sudden, you see your mom in front of her bedroom door, terrified, she whispers, ‘Don’t go downstairs. I heard her, too.’

Who do you believe?

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that dum song firflies with dog and cat instead of person Some genius

meowmixeightysix:

pleasantly-stranger:

sofisoph:

andthatlittleblackdress:

gameandwatch:

askinnyblackman:

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK AM I LISTENING TO

do you know how long i have been looking for this post

you have no fucking idea

I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO REAPPEAR FOR MONTHS FUCK

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Doesn’t fit into my blog at all but idgaf. LOVE

YES. I’M SO HAPPY THIS IS BACK ON MY DASH. YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW.

1. Why does this exist

2. Why am I laughing so hard

3. Why do I like this better than the original

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no-hetero:

drunkdate:

im scared of shower sex like what if i slip and die

doesn’t matter, had sex

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Reblog if a boy has ever called you ugly or fat.

fit-and-healthy-for-tomorrow:

So many times by so many different boys.

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“Every girl needs a good guy who can help her laugh when she thinks she’ll never smile again.” —(via tmonsod)

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is there a way for me to donate my body fat to the starving kids in africa

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