You`re the rotten egg.

if my son is gay

• son: mom... i'm gay
• me: what was that?
• son: i'm... gay
• me: HA! KNEW IT!
• son: wh...what?
• husband: what's going on?
• me: OUR SON'S GAY!
• husband: oh god.
• son: wait, is that okay?
• husband: no, i mean yes, it's definitely okay, just, er... your mother...
• me: ARE YOU DATING ANYONE?
• son: i—
• me: YOU CAN DATE WHOMEVER YOU WANT
• son: that's great mom bu—
• me: I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
• husband: your mother has this thing about ga—
• me: I'M GOING TO BAKE YOU A CAKE
• son: mom that really isn—
• me: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN GLEE? HAVE I EVER SHOWN IT TO YOU?
• husband: shit
• me: WHAT ABOUT X-MEN?
• son: dad, what's going o—
• me: WE ARE GOING TO STAY UP LATE AND TALK ABOUT BOYS
• husband: walk away slowly son i'll try to handle your moth—
• me: YOU CAN HAVE AS MANY SLEEPOVERS AS YOU WANT WITH BOYS OR GIRLS AS LONG AS IF IT'S BOYS THEY'RE CUTE
• son: i'm scared
• husband: it's okay. i was worried that this was going to happen
• me: I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR SO LONG